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@10 hours ago with 3400 notes
#sex food #yummy 

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@2 days ago with 15974 notes
Right.
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@3 days ago with 55354 notes
math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
@3 days ago with 143567 notes
tyra banks:10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks:but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks:and they're all of me
tyra banks:lol
@2 days ago with 69660 notes

Going to a friends house

Normal people:What a lovely home you have
Me:Whats your wifi password?
@2 days ago with 95210 notes

Break-Up Lines

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@2 days ago with 16 notes
#yes #life 

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@3 days ago with 6442 notes

Noone changes their personality from one day to the next. When did things get fucked? You were all about me, I was all about you, then you decided to start doing you. And left me empty. Now it’s time for me to make a decision, because I’ve been trying, trying and trying. And I don’t feel like you’re treating me the way I deserve to, and Eventhogh I want us to go back and be the way we used to be I know that won’t happen. So where do we stand?
As much as I love you one thing is clear, I can heal my own heart. I don’t need you to be happy.
If you were to leave, I wouldn’t chase you, I’d pick up every single piece of my heart and keep living…
One amazing weekend doesn’t make up for all the days you’ve left me on the side like a piece of shit.

@3 days ago
#personal #rant